Black Market Menace

Black Market Menace takes the 2005 Buick LaCrosse—peak mid-2000s commuter anonymity—and drags it into the neon alley on purpose. The stock silhouette stays readable, but everything around it is re-authored: stepped trapezoid overfenders, a patchwork hood that looks sourced from three different forums, and riveted composite work that’s loud without being random.